The Useless Toolkit

A curated collection of single-purpose web tools designed to solve problems that don't exist. Expertly crafted for the modern procrastinator.

The Procrastinator's Assistant

Promises to do your task for you. Eventually.

The Indecision Solver

Makes your tough decisions, unhelpfully.

Universal Validation Service

Get official validation for any questionable idea.

P.A. E-mail Composer

Writes that perfectly passive-aggressive email for you.

The Tab Intervention Tool

Absolves you of your browser tab guilt.

Are You Productive Yet?

A quick and easy productivity check.

The Worry Delegate

Outsource your anxiety to our servers.

The Calorie Un-Counter

Feel better about what you ate through science*.

The Digital Panic Button

For when things are just a bit too much.

Is It Friday Yet?

Are you waiting for friday to come as much as I do?